When Governments Panic: A Socratic Inquiry into Social Media and Power
Socratic Dialogue
By Plutonix
In this light-hearted yet thought-provoking dialogue, Socrates meets his old friend Cephalus in the Athenian agora. As Cephalus reads a strange wax tablet labelled “Facebook: Ancient Edition,” they dive into a conversation about a modern phenomenon: social media bans. The dialogue takes a turn when Cephalus brings up a social media shutdown in Mauritius during an election crisis. Socrates, ever the philosopher, uses the situation to explore themes of truth, power, censorship, and the paradox of modern governance in the age of the internet. A fun and engaging exploration of how social media, memes, and governments’ fear of losing control are reshaping the political landscape — one tweet at a time.
Social Media bans. Pic – Medium
Scene: Socrates meets Cephalus in the Athenian agora, who is reading something on a wax tablet suspiciously labelled “Facebook: Ancient Edition.”
Socrates: My dear Cephalus, you look troubled—positively entangled—as though Hermes himself had scrambled your messages again. You remember Hermes, of course: the fleet-footed messenger of the gods, darting between Olympus, the mortal world, and even the underworld when gossip grows juicy. But tell me, what burden sits so heavily upon your brow?
Cephalus: Socrates, I have been reading about a distant island — Mauritius — where last year the rulers suspended access to social media platforms. Facebook silenced, Instagram frozen, TikTok immobilised. All in one stroke!
Socrates: By Hera! A silence more profound than when my students pretend, they read the assigned dialogues. But why would a government silence its own people? Are the citizens singing off-key?
Cephalus: No, Socrates, they were speaking too clearly. Some scandal — leaked recordings, “Missié Moustass” they called it. Ministers allegedly caught plotting, pressuring, whispering. The government said national security required shutting down social media.
Socrates: Ah, so the leaders feared that truth might trend. A dangerous thing indeed.
Socrates: Tell me, Cephalus, do rulers fear the truth itself, or only the people who hear it?
Cephalus: Both, I suspect. Especially when the truth concerns them. Like a man who fears his own reflection when it reveals a bald spot.
Socrates: Then social media must be a mirror held too close for comfort.
Cephalus: Precisely. In Mauritius, 20 recordings of politicians and police officials leaked. Allegations of pressure on a forensic doctor, surveillance using sophisticated spying software. The whole pot bubbling over just before elections.
Socrates: And so the government thought: “Let us switch off the mirror before anyone sees our blemishes”?
Cephalus: Exactly.
Socrates: But Cephalus, is this not like a man covering the sun with his hand and saying, “Behold! I have brought the night”?
Socrates: Let us examine the matter. Why would rulers ban social media? Is it because the platforms are harmful? Or because the platforms harm the rulers?
Cephalus: I think they fear the speed of rumours, the spread of dissent, the uncontrolled flow of information.
Socrates: But is not the truth a kind of rumour that refuses to die?
Cephalus: Yes, but truth travels slowly. Social media travels immediately. Faster than Hermes or even my wife when she hears gossip.
Socrates: So, the real problem is not the truth, but the speed? Governments can handle scandal in small doses, like bad wine. But when served in barrels all at once, they choke.
Cephalus: You understand perfectly.
Socrates: Tell me, Cephalus, does it mean that social media has become more powerful than governments themselves?
Cephalus: Some governments certainly act like it has. When a government panics at Facebook, it is like a warrior fleeing from a squirrel.
Socrates: Unless the squirrel has a billion followers.
Cephalus: A terrifying thought.
Socrates: Then perhaps your question is not whether social media is more powerful than the State, but whether the citizens, when connected, become more formidable than rulers expect.
Cephalus: That seems so.
Socrates: Imagine, Cephalus: an autocratic king accustomed to controlling the message. One day, he wakes to find the message controls him. A single meme — usually a joke, image, phrase, or short video shared widely across the internet — humiliates more effectively than an army.
Cephalus: And cannot be arrested.
Socrates: Ah! If only memes could be imprisoned, how safe rulers would sleep.
Cephalus: The Mauritian authorities claimed national security was at stake. They said the PM’s communication lines had been compromised. “We must secure the lines,” they said, “and thus social media must be suspended.”
Socrates: This is most curious, Cephalus. If your water jug leaks, do you stop the entire city from drinking?
Cephalus: It seems they thought so.
Socrates: And how long did this mighty suspension last?
Cephalus: Only 24 hours. They reversed the decision the next day.
Socrates: A mighty empire felled by the humble VPN, perhaps?
Cephalus: Indeed. VPN demand soared. Everyone wanted a tunnel out of the shutdown.
Socrates: So the people leapt over the wall faster than the rulers could build it. This suggests the wall was not very tall.
Cephalus: Or the rulers had not considered that technology is like water: it flows around obstacles.
Socrates: Cephalus, do you believe governments in such situations act from strength or weakness?
Cephalus: Weakness disguised as strength. Like a rooster puffing its chest after realising the hens have seen him fall off the fence.
Socrates: Delightful imagery! And do social media bans work?
Cephalus: Not well. They cause anger, attract international criticism, and make even ordinary citizens wonder, “What are they hiding?”
Socrates: Then is it not true that in trying to silence the scandal, they amplify it?
Cephalus: Yes. The shutdown became a bigger scandal than the leaks themselves.
Socrates: Consider this, Cephalus: in our Athens, the agora is where debates take place, where ideas clash. But now, globally, the agora has moved to the internet. Governments can close the physical square, but the digital one? That is harder.
Cephalus: Because the digital agora has no walls.
Socrates: And walls are a government’s favourite thing. They can lean on them.
Cephalus: But not on a hashtag.
Socrates: Indeed. Hashtags offer no back support.
Socrates: Tell me, Cephalus, what is the greatest fear of an autocratic government?
Cephalus: Losing control of the narrative.
Socrates: And what does social media specialize in?
Cephalus: Destroying narratives.
Socrates: Then we have discovered the paradox: The more a government tries to control information, the more uncontrollable social media becomes.
Cephalus: Like squeezing water: the tighter you hold it, the more it escapes through your fingers.
Socrates: Exactly. A government banning social media is like a man covering his ears and shouting, “I cannot hear the truth; therefore it does not exist!”
Socrates: Why do bans fail, Cephalus?
Cephalus: Because people are inventive. Because information decentralises itself. Because technology outpaces politics. And because the more you forbid something, the more people want it.
Socrates: Ah! Like my students who only read the Republic when I forbid them to.
Socrates: Thus, Cephalus, we conclude that social media is powerful not because of algorithms, but because people — armed with curiosity, indignation, or mischief — are powerful.
Cephalus: Then governments should fear not the platforms but the public.
Socrates: Precisely. Social media is merely the megaphone. It is the citizen who shouts through it.
Cephalus: And sometimes, the citizen shouts a message or joke.
Socrates: A modern philosopher indeed!
Cephalus: Socrates, do you think ancient Athens would ever have survived Twitter?
Socrates: Certainly not. One trending hashtag — #SocratesIsAtItAgain — and I’d have been exiled even faster than the hemlock could be poured.
Cephalus: And what of Pericles?
Socrates: Ah, Pericles! The master of politics, oratory, and military strategy in 5th-century Athens. He brought the city to its peak of power and culture, all while expanding democracy. If he’d had to face modern-day social media, he’d have been cancelled before he even finished his first speech.
Cephalus: Perhaps it is fortunate that we live in a world without these platforms.
Socrates: Fortunate for us, Cephalus — but unfortunate for the rulers of Mauritius. For where social media exists, governments cannot hide behind the robes of authority forever.
Cephalus: So, the lesson is: the internet always wins?
Socrates: No, Cephalus. The lesson is: truth — once leaked — cannot be unplugged. Even for 24 hours.
Mauritius Times ePaper Friday 5 December 2025
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